macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t)


(Source: paralysedbeaver)


tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza

tastefullyoffensive:

"I’m not very good at taking Panoramas." -Skizza


lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*


spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad)


crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming


(Source: ladyphoric.com)


illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead



colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)


foxnewsofficial:

lnfamy:

milk and eggs inside them

good point

foxnewsofficial:

lnfamy:

milk and eggs inside them

good point



dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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(Source: 2048bit)



snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism