pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.
pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie
laughin because you can say cuss words in multiplayer animal crossing new leaf but you cant cuss in a private skype call on the xbox one
i dont understand why people use gaylord as an insult maybe i want to be lord of the gays. bow down to me